February 2012
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Anonymous asked: why is that picture your worst nightmare???
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If Lana Del Rey was a porn star:
You could see her in Born to Fuck, This Is What Makes Our Girls Cum, Jack Off to the Races, Diet Mountain Dick, Blue Jizz, Summertime Badness, Carm-In, and Without You Inside Me.
Lolita, Video Games, Million Dollar Man and Lucky Ones can retain their original titles.
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“Tigers and women can’t be in the same room, even if the tiger is a female,...”
– Lana Del Rey, certified Zoologist.
The problem with fashion is it’s the ultimate tease. Only a small sector of our population can afford these clothes and the rest jack off to the images we see on Tumblr.
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Anonymous asked: I got it from Trinity Vibes on Amazon. I switched the batteries to make sure, but it still won't work. And it hasn't been anywhere near water :/
Anonymous asked: Ugh, ok, help? I recently bought a new vibrator online, but it stopped working after two weeks. I'm trying to get a refund, but I can't figure out how :( Help?
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